Hahaha spending the last study day in school was really really a bad idea, not a single word went inside my stupid head haha but i liked it, at least i could spend it with 4 of those i love the most in this world :D The only problem is that, now i feel so tired after a few hours of soccer and running around Singapore. Haiz if only Asakura can be here, i kinda need her
I just know that Hieu's the biggest stalker of all time! He seemed to know about all the girls in school =)) Well next time i guess i will ask him who should i ask to be my girlfriend haha hope he can give me some good advice :D
Well good luck everybody =)
Haha i was wandering around on the internet and suddenly i came across some funny jokes. All of them were very old and lame but somehow i couldn't stop laughing when i read it haha :D
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?CLASS: George!
TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Meeee!
TEACHER: Alfred, how can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
ALFRED: I get up early.
TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.
TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
TEACHER: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
JOHN: I hope you didn't either.
TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher ... snakes don't have feet.
HYGIENETEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE: Don't bite any.
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
VINCENT: One dollar.
TEACHER(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
VINCENT(sadly): You don't know my father.
TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!
BOY: Isn't the principal a dummy!
GIRL: Say, do you know who I am?
BOY: No.
GIRL: I'm the principal's daughter.
BOY: And do you know who I am?
GIRL: No.
BOY: Thank goodness!
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i'm having a terrible headache now
well maybe hieu's correct. it's a sweet headache after all
Quote of the day (from my dear roommate)
"Never **** with your computer, because if you do it wrongly, it will come back and **** you instead! It just did me!"
Nice one hahaha :D
i just had the worst morning in my entire life..
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There are 2 people talking to each other
Guy: I'll tell you a funny story. Long time ago, I love you and I don't love you lived together. But I don't love you died. Then who's left?
Girl: What's that! I already know that story! If I say I love you, then you were gonna say "Oh, you love me." huh?
Guy: No. Just answer me. I'm not joking :|
Girl: Fine, I love you.
Guy: Yeah. Me too :D
Girl: Hey!
Guy: Fine, I'll give you another one. Long time ago, I love you and I don't love you lived together. I love you died. Then who's left?
Girl: I don't love you !
Guy: But I still love you =)
Girl: ............ :">
So cute =)
BTW, it sucks when you know you've got messages inbox but you can't open it. urghh i hate my phone. @(%*#(^*
today when i was walking i suddenly lost my balance then almost felt down..that's strange.
anyway, i just had the worst haircut ever! Now if i take off the specs and dim the light, i think i will look somehow like ..er.. this
i know multitasking is not bad. being able to multitask is actually a gift! but talking on a phone, listening to music and dancing along, WHILE CUTTING SOMEONE HAIR is totally UNACCEPTABLE!! well maybe i just exaggarated the dancing along part but seriously she was moving her body in a weird way!! Luckily i'm still alive
So people don't know the truth or they just can't accept it??
Maths is just simply beautiful =) I have forgotten its beauty for almost 4 years..Sorry my dear
and er um Jessica Alba is beautiful also >.<