Once upon a time a Perfect Man and a Perfect Woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. And their life together was also perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas eve these perfect couple were driving their perfect car along the winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being a perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood a Santa with a bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas they loaded Santa & his toys into the vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately the driving condition deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa met with an accident...
...and only one of them survived the accident. Who??
a. The Husband
b. The Wife
c. Santa
... Who???
. . . . . Okay, i hope you guessed it right, it was the Perfect Woman. Because she is the only one that existed in the first place. Everyone knows that there is no Santa Clause and there is no such thing as a Perfect Man!
Men may continue
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So, if there is no Perfect Man and Santa Claus, the Woman must have been driving!!! This explains why there was an accident!!!
Men may continue.....
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Haha that's a nice story right :)
I think it's very funny ^^
It's quite cool to start the blog with something like this, to make it awesome :D
Okay, so OBS tmr
Seriously i don't feel anything
Everytime
When it comes to something important
Somehow i can't feel anything
Last year SYF
Exams
Competitions
...
dunno why >.<
But i DO get nervous or excited sometimes
Someone makes me feel excited please >.<
After OBS, i'm going back home the next day
So today was officially my last malay dance training this year
It was awesome :)
I really enjoyed myself today
With the travis's "people"
All the "chest level", "cheese and mouse"...
Woa i hope every training would be like this :)
(from now on if i have to count for Saniah, i will count smt like "5,6 Adrian 8" :D)
Gonna miss you guys a lot
I'm quite sleepy now
But still need to go and pack for OBS
And tmr still have to wake up early to take my laundry >.<
Aunty locked the room very early today leh
This post is too long already
But considering i will be away for very loooooooooooong
What abt one more joke?
Wont hurt anyone right ? :D
Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”
… the teacher fainted!
For those who didnt faint
Thx you for patiently reading this post until here
You rock, even me dun want to read this again!
OKAY
I guess i need to go pack up for tmr :)
BYEEEEEEE :-h
I'm running out of picture to post here. Somebody do something please!